PRESS: "Apologize for the delay of this due to some constipation... This is the Zombie Poop, a real life horror crawling out of the toilet. Die-arrhea Outbreak has started and yes this is our "Number #2" exclusive. Handmade by Cheri Ong. Available for preorder online and at SDCC booth 5149."
You know what's "scary" about Zombie Poop? They might crawl back INTO your ass and claw their way back UP your body to your brains to munch on it! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!