> of phantom itches and blogs i lurk on
6pm on a monday early eve and i've done nothing the entire day to be even worth rambling-on about here. which of coz i will still do, innit? heh - and precisely BECOZ by "finishing up an entry" would be about the most tangible productive thing i'd have done today! HAH. yeps. uhhm ... hhhmmm ...
this gnawing itch that is my current gig is getting on my nerves and then some. waited the whole fcukin' day for an answer and work schedule, to zero calls and reprieve. was everything THAT smooth? dun i need to do anything else for my edit? can it already be delivered to the client? heck, dun ask me! i dunno a darnthing that's going on there, innit? and wednesday's the dateline for which i am scratching myself silly scabbing bleeding irritatingly pissed off ... but i try to hold my wrath, i really do try ... been a mundane and "safe" day (no dizziness) so let's all try to keep it that way, huh? *blergh* ... tho soon, i'd not have a job to whine about anymore ... which i will then promptly whine about NOT having a job yadda yadda yadda ... whatever lah huh?
brace yourselves, folks ...
no medical checkup today, coz i fcukedup, that's why! forgot to "fast" the night before (as requested by docs), and so tonight will be an early night wif no hot milos and snacks after 10pm. damn. so that'll mean i've gotta go snore early ... which means it'll be another night of whirlwind-madness = my inability to succumb to sleep and my desperateness to do sumthing ... ANYTHING, GAWDDAMMIT! ... the irony being i've done jack-all this whole fcukingday, innit? and i can't go blaming the jobpeeps for not calling me (well, technically i CAN, but ...) and i find myself watching Parkinson grill Tom Cruise, Sydney returning from the dead, Jack looking for a nuclear bomb in LA and eventually this superb program in surreal black; for which i realized t'was just me falling asleep on the sofa ~ head stooped down towards me belly, mouth agape - like an old retiree saundering in the afternoon heat = DAMMIT! (not far from the truth, i'd say, not far at all... drats)
and i inch myself towards my plasticcyberlover and embrace her brightness as i look into her screen ... nothing new to add to multiply. added old shitte to my deviant. added even older shitte unto my moblog. dammit man, im running dry here! FCUK! and as i squeeze every blardy milligram of juice out of the dripdryrock i hold in my hands and head, i know that i've reached the end of my current creative journey ... truly ... which is a (sorta) good thing, coz i wanna start a new journey, a refreshed frame of mind and intent - but not yet it seems, not yet ... feel the urge and desire but feel not the push and hear not the starting bell nor the crack of the starting gunfire ... poised and campedout at the starting line, waiting for the pin to fall ... LOL quite farnie that, a perverse version of Sho3 Zhu1 Dai4 Too4 (old chinese proverb of a dood sitting below a tree while waiting for good fortune to come his way again ... or sumthing like that lah ... i failed mandarin/chinese OKAY? LOL *blergh*)
but meanwhile? ... meanwhile i troll the web forsexy pictures news updates, hot babes interesting bloggers and kaypoh other people's lives read interesting blogs ... here's a list so far ...
female bloggers:
(whom i read regularly, not in order of preference please thank u)
the DEATH of A MILLION is JUST A STATISTIC (new read) = unfettered writing and interesting (to say the least) life stories, coupled with equal parts: rage, wit and candour. i like muchie. even identify wif most of it ... (too bad my mandarin sucksballs, so can't read half her entries *groan*) the schoolgirl uniform helps too, tho the hemline could be a bit higher? heheheheh ... (gawd, i sound like a dirtyolduncle, innit? well, she's the closest to MY age! muahahahahaha *oops?*)
Silly Celly (golden oldie) = the ultimate site to always put a smile on my face. lewd, crude and hilarious. tho beneath the bwahahas and seeming "nonsense" are very true observations of "life"; that shows she's beyond just the canned-laughter and silliness = a sensitive girl at heart? i kaypoh too much i think ;p ... helps that she's a hot babe too. (eh! i started moblog just for her leh! muahahahahaha) ... heh :)
also read her now defunct blogspot Lemme tell ya a lil story ... or two..
One Little Twit (new read) = like her writing style and humour. spot-on observations (or at least what i can relate to anyways). tho the moustache might get sum getting used to ... heh ;p
and another melancholic side of her; Hello, Twit, for which im begining to enjoy reading :)
Just Something Bor Liaos (golden oldie) = my fav ah lian~read! everytime i see her page loadup, on the top-left corner, where it says: "mong huan boh?" = i laff until peng-san! she writes what she thinks (i think) and "sounds" like what she'd say in real life too = no pretend, no bluff. very refreshing read ;p
Air (golden oldie) = liked reading her stuff. tho the recent "expose" on "alcohol & men" left me a bit perturbed (take that bare @$$ away from my screen purleeeease! muahahahaha)
Out Of My Mind (new read) = just coz an online test said i was a "joewei-blogger"! bwahahaha - lifestories coupled with generous pix (altho the lollypop-twist images scare me somewhat *shudder* ... imagining a world where peeps walk around like dat! *shudder~again*) ... or maybe it's just me withmy big earring fetish liking big-ringed-earrings ... ;p
The Mail Order Bride (golden oldie) = indeed :p - loads of pix and personal lifestories, not just "entertainment". a young lady making her mark in the world ...
Sandralicious (golden oldie) = and ima dirtyoldman again ... GAWD! decent read withincriminating interesting personal pix (*coughcough*). voted most emo/touching/effective without the usage of too much words. that; i appreciate, truly ... tho i should stay away, shouldn't i? ... stay away from the young ones! ... *sigh* = hey! at least i never submit "dating application" okay? serkali scare people until close down blog! *blergh*
Black High Heels of Euphoria (golden oldie) = pwetty young lady, carving her "niche" into the fashions of today (as if i'd know better, innit? *blergh*) ... tho her topics does make me feel like aperv old man lor ... *sigh*
... and NO, i'd not include their pictures (not gonna swipe pix like dat lah ... unless they send to me? muahahahaha *DREAM~ON YA OLD PERV!*) ... and tis not as if they'd know about me linking them, innit? traffic is non-existent on this here blog and i like it that way ... so far ... heh :p
and there's also sarongpartygirl, which i read regularly and appreciate the honesty that most people might not dare to deal with and i judge not anything nor anyone. but alas too much publicity helps not and im not gonna add to her already overwhelming pressure ... everybody fails to realize, that after all she too is a human being and is not without feelings, innit? *sigh* a bare tit and people explode with exposes ... like when sly wanted to wed mia like that? wahlaneh! no other news worth reporting, izzit? murders, death and wars not enuff izzit? "human interest stories" = MY @$$!
and of coz therez Mia~B, which i've followed since her multiply days (*waves* to Mia, if you're reading this *smile*) ~ and admit that she was one of the very very few that "inspired" me to write more ... her words moved me so and she draws fantastically too! *envy* ... tho she's going thru a bad patch of late and im at a loss for words of comfort (or even wisdom for that matter = what the heck do i know about life anyways?) ... and so i'd let her have her peace ... for now :)
and you dun count, Pris! muahahahahaha or Ken's gonna cum after my @$$, innit? nyak ;p
and now that i've presented myself asperverted oldman lurker a fossilized orge of lust selective femme~blog reader, lemme try and balance it wif some male bloggers, shall i? heh :p
well, besides War Against Sexy Space Sluts (dude! the popups are killin' me sial!), there's the regular presence of Miyagi, Brown and Cowboy (no need links lah - and if ya need them, then ya shouldn't even be reading my drivel, innit? heh ;p) and these following fine assorted gents:
Almost Infamous (golden oldie) = the ONLY ever other blogger whom i've actually left messages/comments behind! *gasp* (but that's NOT the reason, of coz ... duh) - always enjoy the read and the emotions that run thru and true. it appeals to me. it speaks to me. can even identify quite a bit wif'em (tho not to say we're similar peeps - but wif at least similar "eclectic" tastes in music! muahahahaha)
Mystery Tan Lines (new read) = laff until can die, no joke. not your no-brainer jokes tho ... downright "black" if ya wanna nitpick (or "sarcastically-intelligent" if ya dunno what ima going on about) have my "suspicions" on thee "secret identity" ... hhhmmm ... but i won't say if you won't say, okay? muahahahahahaha
Casanova For Hire (new read) = still trying to figure out the "angle" (if there be any, that is) but am weirdly enjoying the stories, sex and all. heh. not my usual cuppa, but like i said, something about it reads well ...
Talk Rock (new read) = this dude rawks! not just coz he says out loud what we'd/i/d really wanna say (but somehow dare not) and at the same time poke-ahbeng-fun until can pengsan! ... or basically he reminds of ofmyself frens who speaks like that ... tho the feeling that he's much "articulate" and obviously intelligent - does not get in the way of his nonsense! good shitte dey!
eerrr.... and that's about it really ... eerrmmm ... there are quite a few others, but i dun lurk there as much ... eerr ... hhhmmm .... how about these dudes?:
Warren Ellis (golden oldie) = he rocks. hard. loving his shitte to fcuking bits i tellya. not a night goes by when i dun log unto this ... *inspiration* and the right sortaperversity interesting and weird titbits that i love and enjoy. my hero. heh.
Neil Gaiman (golden oldie) = becoz i too liked his writing. his Sandman was pivotal in hooking me back into comics again, after all the years of delusional-singularly-biased-towards-superheroes-only-comics. and he's coming to singapore too. damn.
and yah ... that's it ... i really should read more male blogs, innit? i re-read the above mentioned blogs and ima freakin' myself out! muahahahahaha ... but nnnaaaaahhhhhh .. i read these blogs becoz they interest me, in some form or another (*coughcough*), or that what they say, appeal to me ... or perhaps im just a "life-story"-reader, ya know? dun really "connect" with "pure-entertainment" blogs or blogs with entertaining links (which i DO appreciate tho) but that's just myself and my own opinion and offend no others (bah) ... or even in a few instances, blogs i can "identify" with - which in a way is sorta rare, becoz i dun really see alotta "older" bloggers (meaning age and not how long they've been blogging) and by that i dun mean they blog in a particular way, but mayhap their "blog-voice" is something i can/could identify with? dun wanna and dun need to pigeon-hole or niche anyone, i reckon ... i just liketa read their stuff and that's it! and me being a relative virgin into the world.w.w. of blogging, who am i to talk, eh? heh. (yes, i too am lazy to think today...) ... or maybe i should be writing my age? ... *BAH* ;p
this gnawing itch that is my current gig is getting on my nerves and then some. waited the whole fcukin' day for an answer and work schedule, to zero calls and reprieve. was everything THAT smooth? dun i need to do anything else for my edit? can it already be delivered to the client? heck, dun ask me! i dunno a darnthing that's going on there, innit? and wednesday's the dateline for which i am scratching myself silly scabbing bleeding irritatingly pissed off ... but i try to hold my wrath, i really do try ... been a mundane and "safe" day (no dizziness) so let's all try to keep it that way, huh? *blergh* ... tho soon, i'd not have a job to whine about anymore ... which i will then promptly whine about NOT having a job yadda yadda yadda ... whatever lah huh?
brace yourselves, folks ...
no medical checkup today, coz i fcukedup, that's why! forgot to "fast" the night before (as requested by docs), and so tonight will be an early night wif no hot milos and snacks after 10pm. damn. so that'll mean i've gotta go snore early ... which means it'll be another night of whirlwind-madness = my inability to succumb to sleep and my desperateness to do sumthing ... ANYTHING, GAWDDAMMIT! ... the irony being i've done jack-all this whole fcukingday, innit? and i can't go blaming the jobpeeps for not calling me (well, technically i CAN, but ...) and i find myself watching Parkinson grill Tom Cruise, Sydney returning from the dead, Jack looking for a nuclear bomb in LA and eventually this superb program in surreal black; for which i realized t'was just me falling asleep on the sofa ~ head stooped down towards me belly, mouth agape - like an old retiree saundering in the afternoon heat = DAMMIT! (not far from the truth, i'd say, not far at all... drats)
and i inch myself towards my plasticcyberlover and embrace her brightness as i look into her screen ... nothing new to add to multiply. added old shitte to my deviant. added even older shitte unto my moblog. dammit man, im running dry here! FCUK! and as i squeeze every blardy milligram of juice out of the dripdryrock i hold in my hands and head, i know that i've reached the end of my current creative journey ... truly ... which is a (sorta) good thing, coz i wanna start a new journey, a refreshed frame of mind and intent - but not yet it seems, not yet ... feel the urge and desire but feel not the push and hear not the starting bell nor the crack of the starting gunfire ... poised and campedout at the starting line, waiting for the pin to fall ... LOL quite farnie that, a perverse version of Sho3 Zhu1 Dai4 Too4 (old chinese proverb of a dood sitting below a tree while waiting for good fortune to come his way again ... or sumthing like that lah ... i failed mandarin/chinese OKAY? LOL *blergh*)
but meanwhile? ... meanwhile i troll the web for
female bloggers:
(whom i read regularly, not in order of preference please thank u)
the DEATH of A MILLION is JUST A STATISTIC (new read) = unfettered writing and interesting (to say the least) life stories, coupled with equal parts: rage, wit and candour. i like muchie. even identify wif most of it ... (too bad my mandarin sucksballs, so can't read half her entries *groan*) the schoolgirl uniform helps too, tho the hemline could be a bit higher? heheheheh ... (gawd, i sound like a dirtyolduncle, innit? well, she's the closest to MY age! muahahahahaha *oops?*)
Silly Celly (golden oldie) = the ultimate site to always put a smile on my face. lewd, crude and hilarious. tho beneath the bwahahas and seeming "nonsense" are very true observations of "life"; that shows she's beyond just the canned-laughter and silliness = a sensitive girl at heart? i kaypoh too much i think ;p ... helps that she's a hot babe too. (eh! i started moblog just for her leh! muahahahahaha) ... heh :)
also read her now defunct blogspot Lemme tell ya a lil story ... or two..
One Little Twit (new read) = like her writing style and humour. spot-on observations (or at least what i can relate to anyways). tho the moustache might get sum getting used to ... heh ;p
and another melancholic side of her; Hello, Twit, for which im begining to enjoy reading :)
Just Something Bor Liaos (golden oldie) = my fav ah lian~read! everytime i see her page loadup, on the top-left corner, where it says: "mong huan boh?" = i laff until peng-san! she writes what she thinks (i think) and "sounds" like what she'd say in real life too = no pretend, no bluff. very refreshing read ;p
Air (golden oldie) = liked reading her stuff. tho the recent "expose" on "alcohol & men" left me a bit perturbed (take that bare @$$ away from my screen purleeeease! muahahahaha)
Out Of My Mind (new read) = just coz an online test said i was a "joewei-blogger"! bwahahaha - lifestories coupled with generous pix (altho the lollypop-twist images scare me somewhat *shudder* ... imagining a world where peeps walk around like dat! *shudder~again*) ... or maybe it's just me with
The Mail Order Bride (golden oldie) = indeed :p - loads of pix and personal lifestories, not just "entertainment". a young lady making her mark in the world ...
Sandralicious (golden oldie) = and ima dirtyoldman again ... GAWD! decent read with
Black High Heels of Euphoria (golden oldie) = pwetty young lady, carving her "niche" into the fashions of today (as if i'd know better, innit? *blergh*) ... tho her topics does make me feel like a
... and NO, i'd not include their pictures (not gonna swipe pix like dat lah ... unless they send to me? muahahahaha *DREAM~ON YA OLD PERV!*) ... and tis not as if they'd know about me linking them, innit? traffic is non-existent on this here blog and i like it that way ... so far ... heh :p
and there's also sarongpartygirl, which i read regularly and appreciate the honesty that most people might not dare to deal with and i judge not anything nor anyone. but alas too much publicity helps not and im not gonna add to her already overwhelming pressure ... everybody fails to realize, that after all she too is a human being and is not without feelings, innit? *sigh* a bare tit and people explode with exposes ... like when sly wanted to wed mia like that? wahlaneh! no other news worth reporting, izzit? murders, death and wars not enuff izzit? "human interest stories" = MY @$$!
and of coz therez Mia~B, which i've followed since her multiply days (*waves* to Mia, if you're reading this *smile*) ~ and admit that she was one of the very very few that "inspired" me to write more ... her words moved me so and she draws fantastically too! *envy* ... tho she's going thru a bad patch of late and im at a loss for words of comfort (or even wisdom for that matter = what the heck do i know about life anyways?) ... and so i'd let her have her peace ... for now :)
and you dun count, Pris! muahahahahaha or Ken's gonna cum after my @$$, innit? nyak ;p
and now that i've presented myself as
well, besides War Against Sexy Space Sluts (dude! the popups are killin' me sial!), there's the regular presence of Miyagi, Brown and Cowboy (no need links lah - and if ya need them, then ya shouldn't even be reading my drivel, innit? heh ;p) and these following fine assorted gents:
Almost Infamous (golden oldie) = the ONLY ever other blogger whom i've actually left messages/comments behind! *gasp* (but that's NOT the reason, of coz ... duh) - always enjoy the read and the emotions that run thru and true. it appeals to me. it speaks to me. can even identify quite a bit wif'em (tho not to say we're similar peeps - but wif at least similar "eclectic" tastes in music! muahahahaha)
Mystery Tan Lines (new read) = laff until can die, no joke. not your no-brainer jokes tho ... downright "black" if ya wanna nitpick (or "sarcastically-intelligent" if ya dunno what ima going on about) have my "suspicions" on thee "secret identity" ... hhhmmm ... but i won't say if you won't say, okay? muahahahahahaha
Casanova For Hire (new read) = still trying to figure out the "angle" (if there be any, that is) but am weirdly enjoying the stories, sex and all. heh. not my usual cuppa, but like i said, something about it reads well ...
Talk Rock (new read) = this dude rawks! not just coz he says out loud what we'd/i/d really wanna say (but somehow dare not) and at the same time poke-ahbeng-fun until can pengsan! ... or basically he reminds of of
eerrr.... and that's about it really ... eerrmmm ... there are quite a few others, but i dun lurk there as much ... eerr ... hhhmmm .... how about these dudes?:
Warren Ellis (golden oldie) = he rocks. hard. loving his shitte to fcuking bits i tellya. not a night goes by when i dun log unto this ... *inspiration* and the right sorta
Neil Gaiman (golden oldie) = becoz i too liked his writing. his Sandman was pivotal in hooking me back into comics again, after all the years of delusional-singularly-biased-towards-superheroes-only-comics. and he's coming to singapore too. damn.
and yah ... that's it ... i really should read more male blogs, innit? i re-read the above mentioned blogs and ima freakin' myself out! muahahahahaha ... but nnnaaaaahhhhhh .. i read these blogs becoz they interest me, in some form or another (*coughcough*), or that what they say, appeal to me ... or perhaps im just a "life-story"-reader, ya know? dun really "connect" with "pure-entertainment" blogs or blogs with entertaining links (which i DO appreciate tho) but that's just myself and my own opinion and offend no others (bah) ... or even in a few instances, blogs i can "identify" with - which in a way is sorta rare, becoz i dun really see alotta "older" bloggers (meaning age and not how long they've been blogging) and by that i dun mean they blog in a particular way, but mayhap their "blog-voice" is something i can/could identify with? dun wanna and dun need to pigeon-hole or niche anyone, i reckon ... i just liketa read their stuff and that's it! and me being a relative virgin into the world.w.w. of blogging, who am i to talk, eh? heh. (yes, i too am lazy to think today...) ... or maybe i should be writing my age? ... *BAH* ;p
