Saving Teh World With Nuke
you think you know all about NUKE?you think you REALLY know who NUKE is?
/// CLIKZ HEREZ TO READZ TWENTY-QUESTIONZ WIF NUKE
(Disclaimer: the blog-owner/interviewer will not be responsible in any way, shape or form if the readers suffers from any dysfunctional reading abilities or mild headaches after reading this interview. but he will take all credit for that smile on your face. k thnx!!!!)
TOYSREVIL: what Nuke think of world peace?NUKE: FIRZT OF ALL - HULLO TO TEH WORLD!!!! THX FOR ALL OF TEH HELP!!!
I DOZ TIHNK TEH WORLD PEACE IS TEH VERY GOOD TIHNG. EVERY DAY IZ A DAY TEH NUKE KAN MAKE TEH PEACE HAPPENING!!! WANTZ TO TEECH TEH WORLD TO SING IN TEH PERFEKT HARMONEE... WOULD SING TEH KANYE SONGZ.. LOL!!!1
TRE: what Nuke think of world hunger?
NUKE: IZ BAD FOR TEH PEOPLEZ TO BE HUNGRY. WHEN IZ DONE STOPPING TEH EVIL THINGZ - MB WILL RETIRE AND HAZ TEH FARM TO MAKE THE VEJETABLES.
TRE: what Nuke think of nudity?
NUKE: IZ NAKED UNDER TEH KLOTHEZ ALL TEH TIME. LOL!!!
TRE: what Nuke think of Paris Lohan?
NUKE: LEEV TEH PARIZ ALONE! IF U HAZ TEH PROBLEMZ WITH TEH PARIZ, U KAN TALK TO TEH NUKE! IZ NOT WELL RIGHT NOW!!!!!!1!! LEEV TEH PARIZ ALOOOONE. LOL!!
NUKE: TEH LOHAN.....TEH LOHAN HAZ TEH DRINKING PROBLUM!!!! IZ TEH EVIL!!! LOL!!
TRE: i don't want to mention B.Spears becoz i dun want crazy man screaming at me on youtube to scream on my blog ... what Nuke like to think of?
NUKE: HMMM.. IZ TEH GOOD KWESTION. LIKEZ TO TIHNK OF KATCHING TEH EVILZ. LIKEZ TO TIHNK OF TEH BAD GUYZ IN TEH JAIL!!! LIKEZ TO TIHNK OF TEH LUKCY NUMBER... IZ TEH 6. IZ TEH INTERESTING FAKT ABOUT TEH NUKE! IZ VERY SUPERSTISCOUS.
TRE: what Nuke NOT like to think of?
NUKE: ONCE, TEH EVIL KRIMINAL DID SAY TO TEH NUKE: "WHAT IZ TEH 340394029 DIVIDED BY TEH 29334".... WAZ TEH HARD KWESTION!!! GAVE TEH HEADAAAKE!!!!!
TRE: what Nuke eat for lunch?
NUKE: TODAY? DID MISS TEH LUNCH - WUZ FIGHTING TEH KRIME. YOU HAZ TEH LUNCH HERE? IZ HUNGRY.
TRE: what Nuke favourite band?
NUKE: TEH KANYE!! HAZ U HEARD!!! TEH STRONGGERRRRRR.. ME AND TEH KANYE WAZ KOLLABORATING IN TEH STUDIO. TEH SONG IZ ABOUT NUKE!!! ALSO LIKEZ TEH AC/DC. AND TEH JAZZ MUZIK WHEN TEH LADIEZ IZ AROUND!!!
TRE: what Nuke hate listening to the most?
NUKE: DOZ NOT LIKE TEH DAVID HASSLHOFF. OR TEH KENNY G. DOZ NOT LIKE TEH KOUNTRY MUZIK... EXCEPT TEH JONNY KASH! DOZ NOT LIKE TEH NSYNK!!! TEHY DID KICK NUKE OUT OF TEH BAND.....IZ TEH LONG STORY.
TRE: who will play Nuke in live-action feature film?
NUKE: IZ TEH TRICK KWESTION? TEH NUKE HAZ NOT TEH STUNT MAN. DOZ ALL TEH STUNTZ!!! TEH FILM HAZ TEH BIG STARZ - NUKE, ARNOLD SWARZNEGR, AND TEH JACK NIKELSON!!!
TRE: Nuke Autobot-fan or Decepticon-lover?
NUKE: LIKEZ TEH AUTOBOT. TEH FAVORIT IZ TEH JAZZ AND TEH BUMBLEBEE!!!! WE DID HANG OUT TOGEHTER IN TEH KOLLEGE.
TRE: why Nuke wear mask? is being too handsome a crime?
NUKE: YES. IZ TEH KRIME. TEH MUZTASCH IZ TEH SEXY ENUFF... WITHOUT TEH MASK - TEH EVILZ FALL IN LOVE WIHT TEH NUKE... IZ AWKWARD!!!!
TRE: why Nuke wear underwear on outside?
NUKE: TEH FASHUN STATEMENT! LISTEN TO TEH NUKE: TEH UNDERWAREZ WITH TEH BELT ON TEH OUTSIDE - IZ TEH NEW STYLE. SOON WILL BE ON TEH RUNWAY IN PARIZ. HERD IT HERE FIRST!!!!1
TRE: what is Nuke's super-power?
NUKE: HAZ TEH STRENGTH. HAZ TEH KOURAGE!! BUT ALSO HAZ TEH FRIENDZ AND TEH HELP FIGHTING AGAINZT TEH EVIL. TEH FRIENDZ IZ TEH SUPER POWER!
TRE: which episode will Nuke guess-star on HEROES?
NUKE: WILL HAZ TO BE TEH LAST EPISODE. CUZ TEH NUKE WILL DEZTROY ALL TEH EVIL. WILL BE NO MORE EVILZ TO KATCH. TEH HEROZ IZ NOT TEH REAL HEROZ - IZ JUST TEH AKTORZ. NUKE IZ TEH PROFESHIONAL!!!
TRE: who is Nuke's favourite actress?NUKE: LIKE TEH WONDER WOMAN.... LIKE TEH BATGIRL.... TEH KATWOMAN IZ OKAY.... OH YA - AND TEH LARA KROFT.
TRE: Nuke like ice-cream or chocolate mostest?
NUKE: TEH ICEKREEM. DOZ YOU HAZ? KAN I HAZ? PLEEZ? TEH ICE KREEM FOR TEH LUNCH! IZ TEH GOOD IDEA.
TRE: what Nuke scared of the mostest?
NUKE: TEH HERO KANNOT HAZ TEH FEER. IZ NOT AFRAID ........... OFF TEH REKORD - [IZ AFRAID OF TEH DARK. PLEEZ KEEP TEH SEKRET. SLEEPZ WITH TEH NITE-LITE] SEKRET!!!!!
TRE: Who Is NUKE?
NUKE IZ TEH NORMAL GUY. JUST HAZ TEH BLUE SUIT... AND TEH RED GLOVEZ... AND WAREZ TEH UNDERWAREZ OUTSIDE TEH PANTZ.... OTHERWIZE - IZ TEH REGULAR GUY. OH YA - AND HAZ TEH MUZTASCH.... ~.~I HAZ TEH WEBSITE TOO. IZ WWW.WHEREISNUKE.COM
TOYSREVIL: any last words for your fans on my blog, Nuke?
NUKE: THX FOR TEH FUN INTERVIEW... PLZ HELP TO SAVE TEH WORLD WITH ME. HAZ TO SAVE TEH MORE PLACES TODAY.
K THX!!!!
