hulk in-theater firstlook featurette

new "In-Theater FirstLook" of The Incredible HULK here (via / whose start-stop download of the SWF is killing my enthusiasm - thankgawd for youtube :p) - featuring a whiny-Banner/Ed Norton on the run, with Betty/Liv Tyler dooling out advice while driving stickshift and constantly locking lips with Banner, as well as interviews with producer Kevin Feige and director Louise Leterrier ... and Emil Blonsky's a soldier? COME-ON! >:@ ... but the acknowledgment of Bill Bixby's tv-Banner was cool lah :) - meanwhile CLICK HERE for some dismal screengrabs.



i keep my temper in check with yoga or by falling sleep while sitting upright

i further disguise myself by wearing a cap under my hoodie

i still function like any normal red-blooded gamma-irradiated male humanoid do

but sometimes i get a little bit excited when i kiss Betty

BETTY IS HAWT! BETTY KISS HULK AGAIN NOW!

dream-on, purple pants

BETTY NO LURVE HULK ANYMOOOOOOORE

oh shut it, will you? you're a horny little greenie, aren't you?

waitaminute, she is quite kissable, innit?

and i too shall become a huge green beast, so that i could kiss Betty

oohh the op-table's a tad chilly, innit? dun mind the shrinkage

YOU'VE TURNED ME INTO AN UNKISSABLE PILE OF WALKING TURD

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