The Secret Life Of A Chubby Baby Sharky (A TOYSREVIL Toy-Fiction)
Daddy Sharky always tells me to practice my swimming and hunting. To eat less and
not always think about the Girl-Sharkies (But I don't! Not all the time anyways heehee :p).
But I am a growing Sharky and have so many Sharky-dreams of my own! ... I love my
Daddy Sharky but I don't dare tell him that, or he will show me his sharp Sharky-teeth -.-*
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Unca Hammerhead always tells me to stay sexy-slim and fighting-trim (like him),
so I can swim faster and show off to the Girl-Sharkies ... but I am a little scared of
Unca Hammerhead because he never wipes the blood from his mouth @.@"
Grandpappy Sharky is the nicest to me! He always asks me to eat, and eat and eat!
"A Eating Sharky is a Healthy Sharky!" ~says Grandpappy. But Daddy Sharky always
tell Grandpappy not to spoil me like that >.< ... Grandpappy always secretly brings me
out to the oceans for secret killer-shark snacks ... I love my Grandpappy Sharky! 0.0/
I know when everyone scolds me, it is for my own good. Everyone wants me to be
a better Sharky, so that I can survive in the big ocean and live to be an old Sharky
(like Grandpappy Sharky!) with lots of Sharky-Babies (like me!). To fulfill my destiny
as the bestest Sharky in the whole world! ... and I am trying hard to be, I really am!
Disclaimer: This entire "Secret-Sharky-journal" is purely fictional and is of my own creation, whereas the new 5 inch Sharky is not fiction, but an eventual production-reality from Keith Poon of ToyQube. Further product details forthcoming. [Sharky first teased here]
