The Sucklord Cometh @ Munky King (Oct 5)

EVENT-PRESS: Surprise Last Minute Visit from the Sucklord!!! Snatch one final chunk out of the Sucklord before he transforms himself into pure energy. (Or f***s everything up completely.) Be sure to kiss the Sucklord's a** before he becomes too good to talk to you! Expect an exclusive A-List Crowd! (Or a bunch of nerds talking about Star Wars.)

On SALE:
- Exclusive #WINNING PANEL Bootleg figure: (F*** you I'm Famous edition.)
- A large assortment of Suckadelic Clearance Items and discounted overstock! Rock Bottom Prices!

Cashing-in right after his celebrated interview on Village Voice? YOU decide. October 5th @ Munky King from 7-9pm. You KNOW you want to, doncha? DONCHA? Though so…