DEFCON-Omega Activated On TOYSREVIL

DEFCON-Omega has been activated.
World Timezones Irrelevant. World-End Imminent.
D-Day Saturday. It Is Time.
Weblog-Archival-Protocol has been activated.
*Read-Only* Function Initiate.

We await further survival and purge instructions …
… Standing-By … … …



BRB.