the elmo drug connection
:: WWW ::Elmo held in connection to drug bust (well, sorta :p)
"OCTOBER 26-A Colorado drug operation hid large quantities of methamphetamine inside Elmo dolls according to federal investigators ... When investigators opened up the plush doll's skull, they discovered the drug stash inside wrapped in plastic. While Elmo has never previously been linked to narcotics distribution or use, the Sesame Street character appears to have no teeth, which frequently is seen in heavy meth users." [via/via]
well, maybe Elmo was too caught up in his "screen"-character in Martin Scorsese's Sesames Streets (*NSFW - language*) ...
*muahahaha*
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