the secret diary of bruce wayne
Dear Bat-Diary,
Being a part-time Billionaire/Playboy and a full-time Dark Knight is a tough and lonely existence, I have to admit ... no buddies to hangout with after "work" for a brewsky or two, and no long-term or permanent relationship with anyone, because of my duo-identities ... with only an old friend and butler at home to go back to at the end of a work day/night ...
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Sometimes i wish i had a "sidekick"...
... someone'll who'll swing along the rooftops with me, ya know?
I wonder if the circus will be in town soon?
Work is a bitch sometimes too, like that time when "being-Batman" was all the rage?
any Tom, Dick or Jason could dress up in black with pointy-ears and be ME!
ME: dude! you wouldn't shoot a dude with a broken-wrist, would you?
DUDE: do i care? im holding the AK here!
(Of coz i smacked that bitch-up and good laterz, yo!)
man, i miss those days when I hung out with the BatBoyz!
We'd dress-up and get totally hammered! empty car-parks were the best LOLz!
I remember this one time Lucius lost the keys to the stupid van and I tried to cut my way in?
I couldn't believe I came up with this brilliant, like idea? as hammered as i was?
GERONIMOOOOOOOOOW!
(dude, that wired-harness was riding up my bat-behind somethin' fierce, lemme tell ya!)
Van = pwnd
But yeh, i shouldn't really grumble about the job too much ... i got me a coupla kickass-rides ...
... and a kickass-suit; which chicks lurve! (man, that Ivy always gets turned on real quick tho)
and i could squat anywhere i wanted, becoz I wuz Da Batman!
aaaah heck, at the end of the day, it's a sweet job, I have to admit...
***I <3 MY JOB***
G'nite Bat-Diary ... time to go to work!
Yours Gratefully,Bats Bruce.
***SPOILER ALERT***
on a slightly more "serious" note (*snigger*) the multiple Bat-Men seen in these images "might" prove one of the "plot-point" rumors / spoilers true = which "involves multiple Gotham folk / baddies masquerading as Batman for nefarious purposes" [via AICN] = go read more @ Slashfilm.com for more spoiler-rish titbits :)
[images via/source]
Being a part-time Billionaire/Playboy and a full-time Dark Knight is a tough and lonely existence, I have to admit ... no buddies to hangout with after "work" for a brewsky or two, and no long-term or permanent relationship with anyone, because of my duo-identities ... with only an old friend and butler at home to go back to at the end of a work day/night ...
/// CLICK HERE TO READ MORE
Sometimes i wish i had a "sidekick"...
... someone'll who'll swing along the rooftops with me, ya know?
I wonder if the circus will be in town soon?
Work is a bitch sometimes too, like that time when "being-Batman" was all the rage?
any Tom, Dick or Jason could dress up in black with pointy-ears and be ME!
ME: dude! you wouldn't shoot a dude with a broken-wrist, would you?
DUDE: do i care? im holding the AK here!
(Of coz i smacked that bitch-up and good laterz, yo!)
man, i miss those days when I hung out with the BatBoyz!
We'd dress-up and get totally hammered! empty car-parks were the best LOLz!
I remember this one time Lucius lost the keys to the stupid van and I tried to cut my way in?
I couldn't believe I came up with this brilliant, like idea? as hammered as i was?
GERONIMOOOOOOOOOW!
(dude, that wired-harness was riding up my bat-behind somethin' fierce, lemme tell ya!)
Van = pwnd
But yeh, i shouldn't really grumble about the job too much ... i got me a coupla kickass-rides ...
... and a kickass-suit; which chicks lurve! (man, that Ivy always gets turned on real quick tho)
and i could squat anywhere i wanted, becoz I wuz Da Batman!
aaaah heck, at the end of the day, it's a sweet job, I have to admit...
***I <3 MY JOB***
G'nite Bat-Diary ... time to go to work!
Yours Gratefully,
on a slightly more "serious" note (*snigger*) the multiple Bat-Men seen in these images "might" prove one of the "plot-point" rumors / spoilers true = which "involves multiple Gotham folk / baddies masquerading as Batman for nefarious purposes" [via AICN] = go read more @ Slashfilm.com for more spoiler-rish titbits :)
[images via/source]
