about that play imaginative warehouse sale and new online store

it was one of my "trigger-words". you say "discount", i say "where" - dun matter how much the discount was, if it was cheaper, it was worth the look, and dudes and dudettes? i looked. and i grabbed like they were "free" manna dropped down from the Heavenly-Sales ~ i was such a sales'biatch ... aaahhh, those were salad dayz ...
now? the word discount has become a rusty blunt dagger, repeatedly stabbing into my toy-lurvin'-heart, with only the sounds of my silent screams, echoing amongst the toy-shelves of oblivion. drama, i know (but I like) ... and you will never truly know that exquisite feeling of both dulled pain and abject curiosity & wonder, when something like Play Imaginative's WAREHOUSE SALE flyer drops into your inbox ... (FYI: "UP TO 70% OFF" is another variation of "discount")

overseas-friends and readers, fret not, for PI has also just launched their Online Store where you can get your fix of vinyls, plushies, trexis and even old issues of PLAYTIMES.
ya see? the toy-gawds are fair ... sometimes... heh.