and so a sucklord669, a scorpio afrodisiac and a suckpeg necromancer walked into an inter-galactic space bar one night ...


Thy SUCKLORD's plans for toy world domination continues with an attack on three fronts (courtesy of Self-Bootlegging Vinyl Enterprise) - starting with the fruity fresh GAY EMPIRE: SUCKLORD 669 - blister-pickled in pink for US$75-per. This hand-painted & numbered edition is limited to 50-pcs with only 25-pcs made available = make with teh clicky here.


Behold the AFRODISIAC Day-Glo Blacklight-painting figure, SCORPIO edition. Limited to 50-pcs (with only 25-pcs made available) @ US$35-per. Personally, I reckon it would go down pretty well with THIS tunnage :p ... and pegged below is The NECROMANCER SUCKPEG [tagged] - numbered & limited to 40 pieces with only 20 made available @ US$30-per.


[*Note: images are hotlinked becoz I is an evil blog-man bwahahaha]