Ass Wipe Toilet Paper from The Sucklord

"A new low in crass, talentless commercialism, behold ASS WIPE, the official toilet paper of SUCKADELIC."

.Yes it is true. branded-TP for your swish bums and bowel-movement pleasures - currently available at the SUCKSTORE - i did not even bother to find out how much it would be. And just when I lauded the man in "Work Of Art 2" too (although I reckon this would've made a swell submission for Episode 3's "Pop-Art"-challenge tho ;p).

Gotta love the "fine print" tho: "1000 Sheets of Anus-Grinding Sandpaper" = muahahahahaha