Cap'n'Cornstarch by Ron English

Ron English's parodying-odyssey of sinful breakfast cereals sees a new friend alongside Fat Tony: Introducing CAP'N CORNSTARCH! It really bugs me silly I still have not been able to snag a Fat Tony. and now especially he has yet another bloated vinyl-friend to keep him company? (Makes a huge collecting difference to me, actually) Seems recent chubbies include Fat Tony, American Depress ... someone needs to be starting a toy-health-club soon! *Keep your toy-radars peeled, people*

Source: Ron English Presents Popaganda