Lil' Pecker from We Become Monsters

"Lil' Pecker! A monstrously cute lil.. uh.. weiner? Johnson? Tallywacker? Cock? Tackle? He's just unfortunately shaped, I'm sure."

A new release from WeBecomeMonsters, here's a chance to grab your "lil pecker" (collectible figurine, 'natch) this coming Friday, March 7th, at noon PST via webecomemonsters.storenvy.com, or scow one physically in public, in Las Vegas at Downtown Spaces, 1800 Industrial Rd. Suite 103.

Available in random colorways, expect 3-inches of sheer testosterone for only US$15 each. C'mon folks, haven't you ever "wondered" about the possibilities of a "genatilial-mutation"? And you know you always wanted to have a toy like this, no? LOL