The FUnicorn by Bigshot Toyworks
Being "flipped the bird" by a toy / collectible is no longer a "rarity" as far as pop culture goes these days, but being flipped the bored by a fun mythological creature? Bigshot Toyworks has that covered! Introducing "The FUnicorn"!
TENACIOUS TOYS PRESS: "The FUnicorn stands 7 inches tall, hand crafted in resin in limited numbers. 200 of the Gold Medal Edition will be produced, along with 100 of the Bad to the Bone Edition. The rainbow-tailed Original Edition will be produced in an open run. All FUnicorns retail for $69 each and preorder are available right now at the Bigshot Toyshop. FUnicorns ship to customers in Q1 of 2015."
PRODUCT PRESS: "When douchiness abounds, dickishness is afoot and general jerkiness is slung about for no good reason...HE WILL BE THERE! Bigshot Toyworks proudly presents... the FUnicorn!! Riding to your aid like a majestical steed, dealing backhands of justice, with Zero F#cks given or taken. In a world of pretty ponies and other glitter-spewing magical creatures, the FUnicorn gallops across the land with his head held high, ready to spread his message… of love.
Capture the full color version for the direct, no-nonsense effect. Choose the Gold Medal color to award the FUnicorn to your own Zero F#cks Hero. Or choose Bone White if you're truly not giving a f#ck, right down to the bone. Prepare yourself for instant legendary status (free with purchase).
The FUnicorn...he puts the FU back in FUN!"