Love Turds by Shane Geil
All I have are the skid marks you left on my heart.
Imagine a 6-inch long "poop" having eyes, staring back at you, as you stare at a long turd with two eyes … then wonder at how pretty the flower it is "wearing" … introducing LOVE TURDS! Designed by Shane Geil and handmade in the USA, they retail for US$8 (for a pair of bagged-n-tagged, becoz a single piece would possibly be "creepy") and are currently distributed by DKE Toys. Do check in with your retailer is you want yourselves some soft squishy turds! LOL
… just imagine they are plush "éclairs", and you'll be fine and less squeamish … ok fine, they are plush turds! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA
