Custom-Feature: King Ralph the First by Okkle (for ToyConUK)
"King Ralph the First" is a 5-inch tall vinyl Bossy Bear custom from Okkle and would be made available at the coming ToyConUK (no price mentioned tho). And with this comes a message "from King Ralph himself":
"Bow down the the presence of King Ralph the First. The most awesome king ever and the best living creature you will lay your eyes on. King Ralph the First is the best at literally everything, he's the best at all sports, he's the best guitarist, he's the best surgeon, he's the best artist, writer, singer, bomb diffuser... everything! You think you're better than King Ralph the First at something? Ha! King Ralph the First laughs at you! You are clearly forgetting one simple fact, he is king and therefore he is best by default.
But he's not just the best, he's also the most handsome and most fearsome king ever to exist. His lush royal purple fur is the softest, he's royal red cape is the swishiest, and his royal gold crown the shiniest!"
