PRESS: "This years Yeezy Season 3 is all about the 808s & Buttaches, butt it seems like Yeezy forgot to drop a much needed accessory for those looking for a deeper exploration of "The Life Of Prostate"! So we at Special Ed Toys and Allways Hold'n were more than happy to help plug that hole!"
PRESS CONTINUED: "The "Kanye West Prostate Work Kit" is ready to spring into action and we're aiming for your sweet spot! Your wallet that is! Just head on over to www.YEEZYGOTFINGERED.com and you can nab one for only US$5 bux plus a flat rate shipping fee of only $3.08 (a little more for international buyers) whether you buy 1 or 100 of them!
And talk about great anytime gifts, these are sure to both shock and please your friends, family members, coworkers and even scorned ex-lovers! Each kit comes with 1 single use packet of lube to help ease even the tightest of situations, 1 moist towelette for some good clean fun, 1 "one-size-fits-most" finger condom for guaranteed safe and abrasion-free play, and "Yeezy Finger by Finger" instructions on the back of each card! So don't be "A Fingers In The Booty Ass Bitch"! Pick up your very own kit today and become "A Fingers In The Booty Ass Professional"! (www.specialedtoys.com)
"Kanye West Prostate Workout Kit" from Special Ed Toys
Upon reading the title, first thought: "So Wrong It's Gotta Be Right" - and so it shall be, a cross-disciplinary pop-culture commentary for our age of social-media FTW! Courtesy of www.specialedtoys.com, I'll let the press release speak for itself;