the origin of my d.boy toy
*WARNING: the following may be graphically revolting to some folks, so read on at your own risk and know that i shall not be responsible for your subsequent deterioration of mental health nor loss of appetite. thank you for understanding*
D.BOY came to me while i was yet ascending thy porcelain throne for the umpteenth time, executing evacuation-works yesterday just, in my losing battle with tummy turbulence of titanic proportions:
*read more after the jump*
the idea of this "toy" is for a lone angst figure painfully sat on top and "squeezing out" a ballooning by-product, ever ready to explode. the trick is to fill the inner base of the "balloon" with a heavier-material, so that it could stand-up "straight", even if you push it anywhere around. (like the chinese pu4 dao4 wong1). and of coz he comes in different "grades" of balloon-colorways, namely Golden Nuggets and Red Raw (and yes, ima copyrighting alla this *shitte*)
yes, "disgusting" tosome many, i know, i know .... well, tis better than the initial graphically obvious Explodo, innit?
*muahahahahahaha~ahem*
oh yes, the "D" in D.Boy stands for "Diarrhea" ~ *nuff said* .. so who's interested to make this for me? *LOL*
D.BOY came to me while i was yet ascending thy porcelain throne for the umpteenth time, executing evacuation-works yesterday just, in my losing battle with tummy turbulence of titanic proportions:
*read more after the jump*
the idea of this "toy" is for a lone angst figure painfully sat on top and "squeezing out" a ballooning by-product, ever ready to explode. the trick is to fill the inner base of the "balloon" with a heavier-material, so that it could stand-up "straight", even if you push it anywhere around. (like the chinese pu4 dao4 wong1). and of coz he comes in different "grades" of balloon-colorways, namely Golden Nuggets and Red Raw (and yes, ima copyrighting alla this *shitte*)
yes, "disgusting" to
*muahahahahahaha~ahem*
oh yes, the "D" in D.Boy stands for "Diarrhea" ~ *nuff said* .. so who's interested to make this for me? *LOL*
Make it so, it's cool!
ReplyDeleteWell...it's better then these dolls:
http://knuttz.net/hosted_pages/Bizarre-Giant-Dolls-20070114
(18 plus stuff here folks!)
have you seen http://www.doodie.com/?
ReplyDeleteit's quite old but still alive, used 2 b gif animated, today it's flash
Masseev coincidence, our elusive 3rd member, Tattooman, plans sumthin kinda similar for his Munny for upcoming Munny Shot although his is based on his 20month old son who's just discovering the joys of toilet training. Will keep ya posted duder, just so's you don't think he's ripping you off!
ReplyDeleteThose bizarre giant dolls sure are bizarre!
Sjo = duuuuuudddde! LOL *i like* - squeeze it and you'd be flooded with milk ... eerr ... okay... ... ...
ReplyDeleteRiz = doodieman! i remember doodieman! LOL
Robotboy = target-practice for his son, the messy-stress of teaching "AIM" to a toodler ... "shot", geddit? "Munny Shot"???? ... sorrry, tis a slow sunday .... heh