about that cloverfield monster
and so the "allure" and "mystery" of Cloverfield [tagged] quickly fizzled out for me (it doesn't take much to get my attention, but it sure as heck needs more to keep it going) ... all the multiple-fan-sightings and repetitive conspiracy theories proved to be as exciting as watching bean-sprouts grow ... but i need "celluloid-closure", and hence this post with it's collection of inane youtubed-videos would may be possibly the end of it (until maybe when the movie debuts January 18th in the US?) ... and seeing that the movie's hype (and mayhap even "success") hinges on the "monster/s" = it'd better be hella good rump-kickin'-awesome is all im sayin'! LOL
first the conspiracies:
- dude monologues about the monster-image leaked above
(gotta give him due for the pic tho, yo!):
- this notion that the creature is hidden within the clouds of the movie
poster is pretty farnie (appreciating the visual-enhancements at least, yo!):
- Cloverfield Commercial #7 - Their Only Hope Is Each Other [via]:
... doesn't really say nor show anything really ... just as much as this:
- but this, this ishilarious pretty cleverish, IMHO:
- okay, i've lost interest already ... here's a Slusho commercial to help
put this post to pasture end this inane post: (Happy Expressions)
- hell, i personally think there are actually multiples of different gigantic monsters all converging in NYC for a Millennium Monster Brawl ©, innit? (something to do with the alignment of the stars and solar winds yaddayaddayadda), but no one has a Beta Capsule handy, so basically everyone's pretty screwed, and everything is laid to waste, until millennia later, an astronaut travels forward in time to find Lady Liberty's head half-submerged on a beach ... yep ... *heh*
am i missing any crucial clips or info? leave a comment with links, thanks! :)
first the conspiracies:
- dude monologues about the monster-image leaked above
(gotta give him due for the pic tho, yo!):
- this notion that the creature is hidden within the clouds of the movie
poster is pretty farnie (appreciating the visual-enhancements at least, yo!):
- Cloverfield Commercial #7 - Their Only Hope Is Each Other [via]:
... doesn't really say nor show anything really ... just as much as this:
- but this, this is
- okay, i've lost interest already ... here's a Slusho commercial to help
- hell, i personally think there are actually multiples of different gigantic monsters all converging in NYC for a Millennium Monster Brawl ©, innit? (something to do with the alignment of the stars and solar winds yaddayaddayadda), but no one has a Beta Capsule handy, so basically everyone's pretty screwed, and everything is laid to waste, until millennia later, an astronaut travels forward in time to find Lady Liberty's head half-submerged on a beach ... yep ... *heh*
am i missing any crucial clips or info? leave a comment with links, thanks! :)
