Sperm on My Valentine! by Shane Geil

Here's a plush that may yet get you sum action this coming Valentines with SPERM ON MY VALENTINE! (There are a coupla folks I'd like to get this for, but I'm afraid the only "action" Ima gonna be getting is either get a slap or incarceration ... anyways)

Sperm On My Valentine is a 21-inch long plush sperm (supersized compared to the regular 10-incher!) with a pink body and 4 hearts - limited to 100 pcs @ a SRP of US$25. Distributed by DKE Toys, each plush sperm is hand-made, signed and numbered by creator Shane Geil (Purple Flavor).

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Introducing Fudge Sperm. Fudge Sperm has the same wholesome goodness of regular Sperm, except that he's been wriggling around in a different place. A darker more mysterious place. But to silly Fudge Sperm it's just another crazy adventure! Stinky little guy is just having some fun. Won't you take Fudge Sperm home and let him have an adventure in your secret place? Limited to 500-pcs @ a SRP of US$18


Realizing its chances of making it to the pulsing orb were slim to none, Sperm decides to break away from the pack. Remembering its favorite movie "Poltergeist" Sperm swims back against the mindless masses and heads straight for the light. Sperm, now on its own and with just 72 hours of life to live, is looking for someone very special. Won't you let Sperm wiggle its way up one of your canals?

Each plush sperm is approximately 10" long with a SRP of US$12.

Check out Purple Flavor's online plush-sperm shop for some "specials".