You Need A Cthulhu Cast Mask In Your Life from Miss Monster
Fancy a Cthulhu up in your face? No, no, this is not a "threat" - but a hearty recommendation of cool geekery that you might need in your life (and what you might "need" or "want", is what this blog is about muahahahahaha). Witness the CTHULU CAST MASK from Miss Monster - in a variety of colorways available online via http://missmonster.bigcartel.com for US$46 (painted version) and US$32 for the blank / unpainted version.
PRODUCT-DESCRIPTION: 'This is a wearable mask cast in urethane. It is from an original sculpture and fits most faces. Breathing is through holes between the tentacles.'