Now Serving At The Suckhole Cafe…
The SUCKHOLE (AKA The Sucklord's current workspace before he vacates it by the end of the month) has turned "SUCKCAFE" opened till April 30th, offering up delectable bootleg figures of the muscles and non-edible variety! To make a table reservations, email store@suckadelic.com, and stay tuned to IG @sucklord for updated daily menu specials (psst: Ask for the windoqw-side table, the better to jump check when you're done wolfing down the goodies ;p).
There's only one type of "mystery meat" served, and it is PLASTIC! *MUAHHAHAHAHAHA~BURP*
