Sweet Meats Plush
IT'S RAINING MEAT, Y'ALL!
Ever feel singled out as selfish insensitive carnivores by your Vegan-friends? Ever feel vivified by the Health-Conscious Elite? Have you ever been chatized by *ARMED*? [aka *Against-Red-Meat-Eating-Dudez*] ~ Well, fear not, for there be the juiciest prime plush-cuts by Sweet Meats to help you to cuddle your tears away!
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SPECIAL-HAM-OF-THE-DAY: Hambone Ham Plush & Pillow
O% organic. Perfect for entertaining. Ham plush toy in limited edition of 300. 100% recycled fleece with dark brown top-stitching and plastic "bone" button. Fiberfill stuffing. Safe for ages 3+. Not safe for pets.
CALORIE-COUNT & PRICE:
- Hambone Ham Plush Approx. 10" x 6 ½" x 5 ½" [SRP of US$26]
- Hambone Ham Pillow Approx. 19" x 12 ½" x 10" [SRP of US$50]
SPECIAL-CHOPS-OF-THE-DAY: Porky Chop Plush & Pillow
Premium cut. Bright pink. Pork chop plush toy in limited edition of 300. 100% recycled pink and white fleece with white felt "bone" applique. Fiberfill stuffing. Safe for all ages and pets.
CALORIE-COUNT & PRICE:
- Porky Chop Plush Approx. 10" x 6" x 3 ½" [SRP of US$22]
- Porky Chop Pillow Approx. 17" x 12 ½" x 5 ½" [SRP of US$43]
SPECIAL-STEAK-OF-THE-DAY: Stuff Boeuf T-bone Steak Plush & Pillow
Farm raised in Browncloud, California. T-bone steak plush toy in limited edition of 300. 100% recycled red and white fleece with white felt "bone" applique. Fiberfill stuffing. Safe for all ages and pet safe.
CALORIE-COUNT & PRICE:
- Stuff Boeuf Plush Approx. 8 ½" x 8" x 4" [SRP of US$20]
- Stuff Boeuf Pillow Approx. 17" x 16" x 6" [SRP of US$40]
And you can declare your lurve for meats by wearing a "I Love You More than Meat" Button/Badge/Pin! (shown top-left)
Extra round for maximum flavor. Original design on 1.25" diameter button with stainless steel pin backing. Expressions of love that exceed steak, bacon, pork, and ham. Comes in bags of 50 assorted. ~ SRP of US$1.50-each.
[Brought to you by Swet Meats & via the kind solicitation of DKE TOys]
