Toy-Release: Reproductive Plush Glands plush by I Heart Guts
From the makers of internal organs unto huggable plush [tagged], I Heart Guts introduces their new series of plushied "sexy" bodily-parts dubbed: "Reproductive Plush Glands"!
"Safe for all ages, packed inside a biodegradable plastic sleeve. Designed in California, made in China." ~ Each plush retails for approx US$14 per and is currently distributed via DKE Toys.
CLICK THRU to get better acquainted with your Prostate, Ovary, Testicle and Mammary ... plushies, I mean! (And as usual the descriptions are hilarious!)
Prostate Plush - A Seminal Work!
PRESS: The prostate produces the fluid in semen that nourishes and protects sperm, which are made in the testicles. Most of what goes into semen comes from the seminal vesicle glands, seen here atop the prostate. We sure heart our 7.5" x 6.5" soft and fluffy prostate pal -- won't you take him home with you?
Ovary Plush - Ova Achiever!
PRESS: The ovaries produce eggs and release sex hormones estrogen and progesterone, which control all kinds of female reproductive mayhem from period regulation to babymaking. This plush gland of the ladies makes a cute and squeezable friend when your body is acting like the enemy. This 7.75" x 6.25" pink and purple plush will never do you wrong.
Testicle Plush - Having a Ball!
PRESS: These family jewels produce sex hormones and sperm. Testosterone makes the man, helping sperm find and fertilize those lady eggs, and sperm is the swimming cell responsible for the studly art of reproduction. Absolutely nuts! These super-soft adorable blue balls are 6.5" x 5.75" and come with a handy hangtag telling you all about your testes. Hang a pair from your rear-view mirror instead of fuzzy dice!
Mammary Plush - Gland of Milk & Honey!
PRESS: There's a very good reason we're all obsessed with boobs - they feed our young! These exocrine glands produce milk for babies. Everyone can give thanks for the mammaries with this soft and squishy boob substitute. Does not dispense milk, sorry. Our pink 6.5" x 5.5" mammary gland plush makes a great gift for anyone who loves boobs! Be anatomically correct and get a pair.
"Safe for all ages, packed inside a biodegradable plastic sleeve. Designed in California, made in China." ~ Each plush retails for approx US$14 per and is currently distributed via DKE Toys. CLICK THRU to get better acquainted with your Prostate, Ovary, Testicle and Mammary ... plushies, I mean! (And as usual the descriptions are hilarious!)
Prostate Plush - A Seminal Work!
PRESS: The prostate produces the fluid in semen that nourishes and protects sperm, which are made in the testicles. Most of what goes into semen comes from the seminal vesicle glands, seen here atop the prostate. We sure heart our 7.5" x 6.5" soft and fluffy prostate pal -- won't you take him home with you?
Ovary Plush - Ova Achiever!
PRESS: The ovaries produce eggs and release sex hormones estrogen and progesterone, which control all kinds of female reproductive mayhem from period regulation to babymaking. This plush gland of the ladies makes a cute and squeezable friend when your body is acting like the enemy. This 7.75" x 6.25" pink and purple plush will never do you wrong.
Testicle Plush - Having a Ball!
PRESS: These family jewels produce sex hormones and sperm. Testosterone makes the man, helping sperm find and fertilize those lady eggs, and sperm is the swimming cell responsible for the studly art of reproduction. Absolutely nuts! These super-soft adorable blue balls are 6.5" x 5.75" and come with a handy hangtag telling you all about your testes. Hang a pair from your rear-view mirror instead of fuzzy dice!
Mammary Plush - Gland of Milk & Honey!
PRESS: There's a very good reason we're all obsessed with boobs - they feed our young! These exocrine glands produce milk for babies. Everyone can give thanks for the mammaries with this soft and squishy boob substitute. Does not dispense milk, sorry. Our pink 6.5" x 5.5" mammary gland plush makes a great gift for anyone who loves boobs! Be anatomically correct and get a pair.
